I’m trying 😍😘

I’m trying 😍😘

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
imnotjailbait:

Kesha’s had 12 top 10 hits, a #1 album and 4 #1 hits. Far from a one hit wonder.

imnotjailbait:

Kesha’s had 12 top 10 hits, a #1 album and 4 #1 hits. Far from a one hit wonder.

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invisiblelad:

perpetual reblogging

validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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shitshilarious:

officialwhitegirls:

hot dammit, your booty like two planets

neither a moon nor a sun is scientifically recognized as a planet

shitshilarious:

officialwhitegirls:

hot dammit, your booty like two planets

neither a moon nor a sun is scientifically recognized as a planet